Shout out to the big man in the big truck who boxed in my car at Costco today. Takes a real man of genius to park his F350 into a compact space. Thanks to my Jedi yoga moves (& a secret love for MacGuyver in the 80′s) I was able to maneuver into the car through the backseat and safely leave the scene of the crime.
Seriously? Did this guy have to purchase his 48 rolls of toilet paper and five gallon barrel of chewing tobacco so bad that he consciously determined that parking in a space that was about four feet too short for his truck was a good idea?
I polled the OMG Wine facebook community and I have to say that these ladies are a force to be reckoned with. And now I have quite the ammo to properly handle this kind of situation in the future.
In true MacGuyver spirit a bomb of one part tampon and two parts hand lotion are sure to do the trick. However if the bomb is a dud, then turning the assailants windshield wipers inside out is a doozie. However my personal favorite is to strategically park shopping carts to block in the vehicle in question. My mom used to carry copies of Mickey Mouse flipping the bird that read “Thanks for parking so close, asshole!”. Gotta love my mom 
And if all else fails, just let the air out of his tires.
Thanks for the insight, ladies! I can honestly say that I’m almost looking forward to the next time I encounter this real man of genius.
